• I Pity The Fool That Wears This Outfit

    Who let the crazy, homeless Vietnam Vet into the movie premiere of Bolt? Or wait, that could be the fashioned-challenged Hulk Hogan, after baking way too long in the tanning booth? No! That's Mr....
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  • Indy Has a Senior Moment

    Let's face it, there's some things a youngish girlfriend (i.e. Calista Flockhart) and an earring can't fix. Harrison Ford is getting old. And it's apparent in the latest offering of Indiana...
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  • Ageless Beauty: Alas, There Is No Such Thing

    Catherine Deneuve, one of The Fug's all-time favorite French actresses, didn't age for what seemed like forty years. It was as if she were frozen in time. But at Cannes this year, where she presided...
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  • Lights. Camera. Shit, Someone Forgot the Makeup!

    Damn! Sigourney is starting to look like my 80-year old Grandma. Someone needs to sit her down and tell her to apply at least an inch of foundation to fill in those creases and wrinkles. And if that...
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  • John McCain: A Verifiable Dinosaur

    A routine physical for the geriatric candidate revealed shocking new information that could derail his campaign. John McCain claims to be 71 years young with a birth date of August 29, 1936....
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  • Old Bags Are Funny!

    Old ladies are funny! And when they're batshit insane, they're even funnier. Thumbnail: 
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  • Ugly Baby

    Wouldn't want to have to change this baby's diaper. Thumbnail: 
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  • Harpoon that Whale!

    Kim Cattrall resembles a whale about to beach itself during the shooting of Sex in the City, the movie. The fact that she’s sporting blubber-hugging, black spandex doesn’t help matters much. The...
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