The Smallest Cock In Porn

He was a legend in his time. His name was Don Dolmes and he had the smallest cock in porn.

Yes people, there was a time when big was not better. A time when a man with an incredibly small penis represented for those of us who don't have a horse-sized schlong.

This is a must-see video from the fine people over at Funny or Die.

It's the first mini-movie from them that we've seen and it spoofs the legendary 70's porn star John Holmes.

NSFW Go inside and check it out.

It be funny.