The Top 5 Things Jen Won't Miss About John

Shock of shockers! Serial daters John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston officially announced their break-up this week.

Who would've thunk it? Actually, we're surprised they lasted as long as they did.

So as John heads back into the dating pool, looking to land his next big one (probably Hohan after she dumps SamRo), we'd like to present you with...The Top 5 Things Jen Won't Miss About John:

1. Having to hear him sing "Your Body is a Wonderland" every time they made love

2. His pet name for her vagina, Va-Jen-Jen

3. Having to constantly reassure and tell him that "Yes, you're just as sexy Brad Pitt," without laughing

4. Acting out his favorite sexual fantasy where he's Ross and she's Rachel

5. Acting out his other fantasy, where she's Joey and he's Chandler...definitely have to get rid of that dildo

We wish them both the best of luck, and may they continue dating forever.

It gives us good material.

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