Guess The Celebrity Troll

This no-talent celebrity has bounced from reality show to reality show the last few years without ever scoring a hit.

She somehow married a decent-looking guy named Dean, despite looking exactly like, well, er, a troll.

Recently she refused to go back to the show that made her a household name, since she felt she was being underpaid.

She has a very famous, but dead father and doesn't get along with her mother. If that doesn't clue you in, go inside and see the troll for yourself.

Yep, it's Tori Spelling.

Damned if she doesn't make the perfect troll doll.