And The Award For Worst Photoshop Hack Job Goes To...

Times must be getting tight for Radar magazine these days.

They've obviously swapped out their computers for a handy-dandy pair of scissors. Michelle Obama's hair looks so cut out on this cover, they must have gone old-school and literally took a photo, cut her out and pasted it on.

We knew readership was off for Radar, but can't they even afford one designer?

Based on this cover, we can only assume that Radar is now staffed by the editor's children, who are doing their best with scissors and a nice bottle of Elmer's glue.

Cutbacks also must explain the accompanying story which asks such insightful questions as:

"Why does she hate whitey?"

"When was the precise moment she became proud of America?"

"Why is she so angry?"

Um...come on Radar. You can do better than that? Can't you?

We wish we could say it was satire, but it's not.