The Top 5 Signs That The World is Coming to an End

The signs are strong – there’s probably not even time for you to strap on a sandwich board to warn people or even make an aluminum foil cap.

Yep, the world is about to end. We’re already packing our bags for whatever’s next. Hopefully it’s not an eternity making love to Kathy Griffin (cuz for us, that would be hell).

So without further ado, here they are the Top 5 Signs That The World is Coming to an End.

1. You can now swim to Chicago from Omaha

2. George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell

3. Kevin Federline was voted “Father of the Year” not once, but twice this year

4. Pill-popping, Viagra-snorting Rush Limbaugh continues eating cheeseburgers, while mild-mannered Tim Russert keels over dead

5. Gas is more expensive than the house the bank is now taking back from you

We’re sure you have seen the signs as well. Please feel free to add them in the comments section below.