It's Like Mr. Burns Without His Smithers

Poor, poor Mr. Burns. Oops, we mean Larry King. His much younger wife is now in rehab.

It seems that changing the diaper of the ancient talk show host has proven too much for this 6th, or maybe 7th, or possibly 8th wife. No one really knows for sure at this point – not even Larry.

But we can understand why she drinks, pops pills or whatever. Fitting saggy, old man balls into a diaper can be challenging and stressful at times.

Not to mention that it takes the romance out of things.

We'd drink paint thinner ourselves if we were her.

What will Larry King do without his little wifey?

Probably hook up with one of the production assistants on his set and find his 10th wife, we'd guess.