The Top 5 Reasons Angelina Will Go Back to Billy Bob

We love Billy Bob, but the man is certifiable.

He proved it this last week when he told the world that Angelina Jolie would come back to him soon. In Billy’s mind, it’s simply a matter of time and once she gets over this Brad Pitt “phase”, she’ll be his once again.

Well Billy Bob, we’re glad you’re so sure. And we like a man with conviction, so in that spirit (i.e. crazy as hell) we went ahead and created the Top 5 Reasons Angelina Will Go Back to Billy Bob:

1. Does Brad ever look this good in a beret. Really, does he?

2. Billy Bob’s penis is shaped exactly like a Rabbit and vibrates at 2 speeds.

3. He’s still got Angelina’s vial of blood and well, that’s just creepy, so she’s bound to show up some time to get it back. And when she does, it's Billy time!

4. When you jerk Billy Bob off, he shoots chocolate-covered peanut M&M’s out his ass. And Angelina loves M&M's.

5. He’s Billy Bob, dammit!