Lamps R' Us

Mischa Barton showed up at the premiere of M. Night Shama-lama- ding-dong's, The Happening, in what looked like her grandma's lampshade.

Don't really understand how celebrities with stylists end up looking like this, unless Mischa's stylist is an elderly woman who likes to sew in her spare time.

Oops, gotta a little prune juice on that dress honey, but it will come right off. Just a sec.

Anywhose, other celebs like Mark Wahlberg and the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine - Abigail Breslin - showed up for the premiere as well.

Abigail is now officially in her awkward puberty phase, which means she'll soon be out of work for the rest of her life. Her shelf life as a child star has officially expired.

We're guessing this film about people who like to throw themselves off buildings will do only moderate box office.

Just a guess, but mass suicide has never been a huge box office draw the last time we checked.