No, No More of the Crying Game

Yeah, we know Jaslene is old news, but she just won't go away. Unlike most winners of America's Next Top Model who disappear at the end of the show, she just keeps resurfacing.

And there's something that's always bothered us about her. Something we sense deep within our loins and need to get off our chest.

When she won, we all wanted to be attracted to her, but our tranny detectors just kept going off.

It seemed like Jaslene was hiding a deep, dark little secret tucked neatly between her legs.

Maybe it's the strong cleft in her chin, or the pronounced Adam's Apple...we don't know? Her strangely elongated torso and flat chest (recently enhanced with implants), don't help matters either.

Throughout her time on ANTM, the judges always hinted that she grew up among drag queens, which set off even more alarms for us. The show seemed to be offering a clue that something was a little different about the winner.

So now we are demanding an answer. This has gone on for far too long.

If any of our loyal readers out there have a clue as to what's going on in this girl's pants, please let us know.

Send us an email or let the everyone in on her secret in the comments section.