Lights. Camera. Shit, Someone Forgot the Makeup!

Damn! Sigourney is starting to look like my 80-year old Grandma. Someone needs to sit her down and tell her to apply at least an inch of foundation to fill in those creases and wrinkles.

And if that doesn't work, maybe she should try some Spackle, because those things are deep.

Not to be mean, but she is an actress and she does need to worry about her image. She needs to save going au natural for art films and such, not events like the 68th Annual American Ballet Theatre Spring Gala.

Maybe Nicole Kidman can give here some friendly advice and tell her the name of her plastic surgeon...someone who would be more than happy to fill her face with about a half gallon of Botox.

That should do the trick.

Honestly, if she doesn't start trying to reverse the effects of time soon, she might well appear at the next public event with that purple/gray hair that elderly women are so fond of.

Getting old ain't pretty.