Rehab Does a Body Good

Our favorite girl, Eva Mendes, is looking good after a stint in rehab. Whatever they did to her, they did right!

Fresh, beautiful and thin - just the way we like the ladies. She almost looks a bit like a Natalie Portman in this picture. Hmmm?

The only problem with rehab for us, though, is now there's not a chance in hell she'd sleep with us. Without a fifth of vodka in her system, none of us mere mortals stand a chance with the girl.

Not that we ever did, but hey, it's a dream.

Here she is signing autographs at the 2008 Comic Con in NYC, where geeks like us are free to hobnob with the celebs, as long as there's a good sized table in between.