Why PETA? Why her?

A week ago, PETA released its new ad featuring Jenna Jameson, the top grossing porn actress of all time.

Her estimated annual income from porn is nearly 25 million. That's big...and so were most of her costars, by the way.

What Jenna has to do with animal rights, no one quite knows. Not even PETA employees.

Which begs the question: Why?

Why use a porn star to protect the animals? What audience or demographic does she speak to?

Maybe single, white, insurance agents who masturbate frequently online or perhaps male baby boomers who still head to the video store to get their quality time with Jenna the old fashioned way.

Are these guys suddenly going to drop what their doing, ahem, and jump on the animal rights wagon?

And if they do, are they going to remember to zip up their pants?

I mean couldn't they get Pam Anderson? She's always working for the cause.

Here's the thing. PETA needs to keeps their grubby paws off Jenna Jameson. Don't they understand how many men rely on her to fuel their sexual fantasies?

Got an ugly, fat wife? Think of Jenna. Been single for far too long? Spend a night with her via dvd. Don't have any hope of ever having sex with a female? Watch Star Trek and spend your life with the Jenna Jameson Pussy and Ass Sex Toy.

Once Jenna starts going mainstream and doing things like campaigning for animal rights, she loses all porn credibility. Who wants to have dirty, nasty, fantasy sex with some do-gooder?

No one!

Irresponsible organizations like PETA need to stop getting into bed with porn stars. It isn't right.

Animal rights may be important. But a man's right to his porn fantasy, is much more so.