Dreamgirl Wears Nightmare Dress

It's a sad day when you don't have to digitally alter a photo to make a celebrity look ridiculous.
Diana showed up in this ginormous dress at her recent concert at the Sinatra Theater in Sunrise, Florida.
The dress was so huge you could barely see the band behind her.
Unfortunately, size was only a small issue, when compared to the striking resemblance this dress has to a certain female organ south of the waistline.
Yep, this dress has "sexy" written all over it, in the most literal of ways.
Thus we must redub the Queen of Motown. Her name from now on will be none other than Her Vaginess.






