Just Like Men In Black, But Crazy

When did fiction become reality?

Picture, if you will, an alien-fighting duo clad entirely in black. Equipped with special sunglasses to protect themselves from the mind-erasing rays, they can see the aliens that live among us.

Aliens, no one else can see.

It is up to them, and them alone, to keep us safe. To chase out all the evil aliens from this world.

Only they know the true danger that lurks in their little, star-filled galaxy.

Yet, no one else can know their secret. No one else can truly understand what they are fighting.

Is it MIB?

No it's TomKat. The hottest, alien-fighting duo ever to be seen on this little, old planet.

And unfortunately, this is no movie. It's reality, with a mind-bending plot from Sci-Fi writer L. Ron Hubbard thrown in, just to keep things interesting.

If only TomKat knew the role they were playing. If only they knew it was all fantasy.

If only someone could yell "cut"!

And then the two of them could take off the black outfits and the dark sunglasses and head back to that little old trailer on the lot, called "reality".

But alas, this movie has got to go on. So everyone hold on, because the ending is going to be out of this world.