One “Not So Fresh” Prince

Gaunt and strangely thin, Will Smith attended the 1st Annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon.

His eyes had that sleep-deprived look of someone’s who been doing meth for 4 days straight.

But since Will is drug free, it’s got to be something other than meth.

Hmmm…what could that be?

Maybe an explanation lies in the fact that Tom Cruise, the top gun of Scientology, was in attendance at the event as well.

Poor Will has probably been strapped to some stimulus-response machine for days, locked in a room at some Scientology compound. Deprived of sleep and hounded relentlessly, he probably broke down and cried like a little girl.

Because even with a nice suit and a bit of makeup, dude looks like someone went Abu Ghraib on his ass.

Run Will, run! And not from the aliens that are floating everywhere (according to Scientology).

But because we want the Fresh Prince back!