Scott Baio is 47 and Getting Divorced?

Scott Baio has resigned himself to doing reality shows for the remainder of his career. This means the producers of his show will be making all meaningful life decisions for the actor for the foreseeable future.

His current show, “Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant,” airs on VH1. Show producers feel very excited about this season and hope to attract 100% more viewers than Scott’s last reality series, “Scott Baio is 45 and Single.”

“Scott is 45 and Single” brought in a rather flaccid average of 6 male viewers per episode.

So meeting and beating those numbers shouldn’t be hard.

Said one executive producer, “Numbers should come in stronger this season, since we’ve got the pregnancy thing. It should attract a lot of the ladies and we hope this pushes the numbers up to a dozen viewers or so.”

High expectations, indeed.

Despite such low numbers, producers are already in the planning stages of Scott’s next show entitled, “Scott Baio is 47 and Getting Divorced.”

This will be a show detailing Scott’s disillusion with baby poop, his wife and the whole “commitment” thing. The season will climax in a very ugly divorce.

After that, there will be many other opportunities for producers to exploit Scott Baio.

Here are just a few of the ideas producers are considering:

Scott is 49 and Gets a Nasty STD

Scott is 53 and Declares Bankruptcy

Scott is 60 and Has an Enlarged Prostate

Scott is 65 and Can’t Maintain an Erection

Scott is 70, on Social Security and Eating Dog Food

These are just of the few things Scott Baio and viewers have to look forward to…Enjoy!