Plastic Surgeons Swamped With Requests to Look Like Simon Cowell

America has voted and “man breasts” are in!
Simon has brought more than biting comments and snob appeal stateside, he’s also brought a new look and style to America. Oddly enough, it has nothing to do with music.
It seems Beverly Hills plastic surgeons have been overwhelmed in recent weeks by requests for what they now term, Simon Cowell Pecs. Or in the vernacular, man titties.
Simon has proudly displayed his well-endowed chest for years and it is finally catching on.
The operation involves reshaping the man’s normally taut pectoral region and giving it a more supple, pouty look, which has become Cowell’s trademark.
Many plastic surgeons also include Simon’s requisite, black tee in the price of the surgery. Surgery can run nearly 15k and recovery takes weeks, during which it is advised a man wear a training bra to support his new bosom.
Our sources tell us that the other male co-hosts, Ryan Seacrest and Randy Jackson, have even considered having the surgery, but have been ordered to hold off until the show is no longer on air.
Fox wants doesn’t want them stealing Simon’s signature look.
However, this rule doesn’t stop any of Simon’s rabid, man fans.
One man who recently had the surgery, but wishes to remain nameless said, “Now my breasts are perfect and I have nipples even a baby could love.”
Simon is not at all stunned by the adoration and emulation. He is, in his own right, a star. Or should we say, American Idol.
Fashion and style consultants assess the latest trend as a hideous abomination that will hopefully be voted off before the end of Season 7 of American Idol.







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