Pam Anderson Marries Mascot

Pam, who is originally from Canada, has found her way back by falling into the arms, and/or fins, of her new furry lover.

In a stunning, quicky ceremony, Pam Anderson jumped into yet another bizarre marriage with the Canuck mascot Fin. This is her 20th marriage by our count.

The wedding took place at a Canadian Tim Horton’s after a brief makeout session with Fin at a game between the Canucks and the NY Rangers. One kiss and the fickle actress decided this was the man/fish for her.

Pamela Anderson only recently served her new hubby, Rick Solomon with divorce papers before the year ended and didn’t waste a moment by hooking up with Fin, the mascot for the Vancouver Canucks.

Many believe that this marriage could be the one that lasts, although there are some who claim Fin won’t be able to satisfy the lusty appetites of Mrs. Anderson (namely Tommy Lee).

Said one wedding attendee, “It was a beautiful ceremony, filled with love and lots of delicious Tim Horton donuts, which Canadians love.”

Pam hopes her two children, conceived with Tommy Lee, will accept their new dad and grow to love him like she has, over the course of their 24 hour relationship.

We wish them only the best.