There's No Tiptoeing Around This

We don't mean to pile on the poor girl, but when we recently saw Rumor Willis' new extensions, we immediately put two and two together.
Is it just us? Or is she a dead ringer for the dead singer, Tiny Tim, who gained fame for singing "Tiptoe Through the Tulips?"
This could finally explain her looks. It could be Demi Moore and Bruce Willis aren't responsible after all. Maybe all this time, it’s been the fault of that old, ukulele playing, falsettoed freak - Tiny Tim.
Someone needs to exhume Tiny Tim's body immediately, get a DNA sample and let us know if he swims in the same gene pool as little Miss Willis.
We need an answer.
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