Joe Francis Experiences Cold, Lonely Prison Nights

Joe Francis, the producer of Girls Gone Wild, is still in prison and now he’s complaining that he’s not being treated properly. It seems he hasn’t been getting his blankeys in a timely manner according to the Associated Press.

Well Joe, things could be a lot worse, haven’t you seen many movies? Don’t you have an imagination?

The story would go something like: A young, cocky smutpeddler, who makes millions exploiting young girls, is sent to the big house where the tables are turned and he becomes the exploited…by oh so many pent-up, hardened criminals.

But what would you ever call such a story?

Here’s a list of our top ten Joe Francis-in-prison titles:


1. The Other End of the Nightstick

2. Caged Meat

3. Joe vs. The Volcano

4. Francis: Portrait Of A Sissy

5. Girls Gone. Time to get Wild!

6. Black Snake, Groan

7. Fear and Loathing in Joe’s Anus

8. Jailhouse Cock

9. Francis, The Talking Tool

10. I’m a Fugitive from a Gangbang

Please feel free to create your own titles and post them in the comments section.