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Vince Vaughn in Twenty Years
Drinking, eating and male pattern baldness may turn Vince into Jabba the Hut
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Ron Jeremy’s Penis Claims New Book is All Lies
Penis calls Jeremy a “complete dick” for writing such shit
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NY Giants Trap Tom Brady and Supermodel Girlfriend With Victory Celebration
Tom Brady forced to watch the party from apartment window
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Elderly Voters in Florida Have Already Forgotten Who They Voted For
Candidates start re-campaigning immediately
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Plastic Surgeons Swamped With Requests to Look Like Simon Cowell
American has voted and “man breasts” are in
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Best Performance by Male With Strangely Large Head Goes To...
Javier Bardem becomes first actor to win new SAG award
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